Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

A Man and a Woman are in court sorting out their divorce.

They are arguing over child support. The mother is saying that she was the one who carried the child and gave birth to it, so she should keep it. The man says "If i go to a vending machine, i would want to get a soft drink. I put my money in and the vending machine gives it to me. So do I get the soft drink, or does the vending machine?"

Fave if you get it.

Next Quote >

A Man and a Woman are in court sorting out their divorce. They

9 faves · Sep 21, 2011 3:17am

TwipsieTurtleton

by

TwipsieTurtleton


tags

funny

People who like this quote

Lexii0900tasmaviolet_xgLeekloveisfearlessxOSam419shawtyadreamerX3madddiexxxxxxxxxxxx*CamiTheBaconator