today, one
of my friends was explaining
to her guy friends different signs girls give
if they like a guy. she turned to me, and
asked. 'these
are true, right?' i nodded,
just to play along. she turned back and
added a few seconds later, 'come on,
these are true. how many
times have
you made out with a
guy?' i
frowned
and responded, 'none.'
