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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human. Even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you can ask him."


NOT MINE BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!! ♥
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