guys..ya u should prolly read this..
(#1): Forget everything you thought you knew about girls. You don't know anything.
(#2): Toenail clippers do not require hours of instruction, exceptional manual dexterity, or an advanced degree. They're kind of like scissors, but smaller. Use them.
(#3): You will not shrivel up and die if you admit you want an umbrella instead of standing in the rain acting like a little water never killed anyone. It's an umbrella, not a purse.
(#4): Bodily noises are not cause for high fives, chest bumps, or other forms of celebration. Keep them to yourselves.
(#5): Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad moon on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem. It's most likely you.
(#6): It's a remote control,not a symbol of your supreme power over the universe. Give us the remote and let us pick what we want to watch for once. Really, would it kill you?
(#7): Tossing food in the air and then catching it in your mout is not something to be applauded. Unless you're an act at Sea World.
(#8): While we realize that air guitar doesn't require any training, you really should have some idea of what your doing.Otherwise what you're doing is looking like an idiot with finger spasms.
*all mine. ... :D..