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A guy walks into a costume party with only a girl as his costume. His friend looks over and smirks.

"What are you supposed to be?"

"A snail.", answers the guy.

"If you're a snail, then why do u have a girl on your back?", asks the friend.

"That's Michelle." 
 

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A guy walks into a costume party with only a girl as his costume.

110 faves · 12 comments · Sep 14, 2011 4:54pm

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softballlovin451 · 1 decade ago
i get it now
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SoftyFrostySnowman · 1 decade ago
That Took Me A Second XD
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danielle0810 · 1 decade ago
that took me FOREVER to get ! hahahaha funnyyy
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aubri2014 · 1 decade ago
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You just made my freaking day! Hahahaha. I told alllll my friends and they were dying.
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Harley91594 · 1 decade ago
lol, I cracked up!
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happycloud · 1 decade ago
Thanks for understanding the joke sky!
I'm still trying these word play jokes, how are they coming along?

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bribrigirl115 · 1 decade ago
lmfao i died laughing at this!! XD
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skylarbaby333 · 1 decade ago
michelle...Myshell
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happycloud · 1 decade ago
michelle sounds like my shell.
ya get it now?
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xoxo_kelcie123 · 1 decade ago
i dont get it?
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longlive13 · 1 decade ago
what
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softballlovin451 · 1 decade ago
i don't get it explain please
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