Witty Profiles
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One
fine day in the middle of the
night,
Two dead boys got up to
fight,
Back to back they faced
each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s
true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too !
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the ♥
if you get it !
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199 faves · 6 comments · Sep 12, 2011 3:49pm
mkbx2
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1 decade ago
this is so cool but i saw as.... one fine day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other pulled out there swords and shot one another the deaf cop on the beat heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys.....i found it super creepy!
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IHateHimCuzHeHasHer
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1 decade ago
This isn't the legit version. This is the real version---
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight, back to back they face each oth, drew their swords and shot each other, one deaf police man heard the noise and ran to save the two dead boys. If you don't believe it's true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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FLABO1
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1 decade ago
#withlovefromnicole . its a fake story , cuz blind ppl can't see , dead people are'nt alive they cnt fite , & deaf ppl can't hear .
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withlovefromnicole
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1 decade ago
dude i dont understand that at all
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livingwithsquirrelsinalaska
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1 decade ago
i remember learning that in primary school xD
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FLABO1 · 1 decade ago
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lol & ooh ok