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Teenager: Hey me and my girlfriend are gunna go on the top bunk and make sandwiches.
Little Brother: Okay!!
...
Teen:Okay Lettuce means faster and tomato means slower ok?
Girlfriend:Got it.
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Girlfriend: Lettuce, lettuce tomato lettuce!
Lilttle Brother: Can you guys be more careful u guys are getting mayonnaise all over me!
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Teenager: Hey me and my girlfriend are gunna go on the top bunk

15 faves · 1 comments · Sep 4, 2011 4:48pm

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I_am_bored · 1 decade ago
thats so wrong
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