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maddieprince23

1. maddieprince23
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 4:54pm UTC
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   The other day my dad turned around to my 8 year old brother and said
   "son, you're killing me with your stupidity"
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2. maddieprince23
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 4:47pm UTC
   KDOT.
   
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3. maddieprince23
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 4:43pm UTC
   Your quote is not funny,
   therefore,
   it should not be under funny.
   
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4. maddieprince23
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 4:31pm UTC
   Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble. .
   
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5. maddieprince23
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2011 6:50pm UTC
   I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon
   only if you use it fast enough
   
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6. maddieprince23
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2011 6:44pm UTC
   Trying to understand you,
   is like....
   trying to smell the color 9.
   
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7. maddieprince23
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2011 6:27pm UTC
   I always feel the need
   to feel like a child again,
   and play with the bubble wrap
   that comes in a package
   but then,
   my younger sibling and starts crying
   because they dont have any
   and they ruin your fun
   
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8. maddieprince23
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2011 7:10pm UTC
   The awkward moment when
   you:
   read a quote,
   laugh,
   then see no one
   faved it...
   
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9. maddieprince23
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 2:56pm UTC
   I find it really annoying when...
   your telling a story but everyone has to interrupt you
   
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10. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    Obviously,
    I dont want to talk to you if im responding with one word answers...
    
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11. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 6:05pm UTC
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    Can you stop talking about him?
    Obviously him doesn't want you!
    -_-
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12. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    Everyone keeps saying how
    "amazing" this summer was.
    For me...
    IT SUCKED!
    
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13. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    Format By:RaeIsAwesome
    Boy: Hey, sorry its over i hope we can be friends.
    Girl: Sure, but one question. .
    Boy: Sure lol
    Girl: Can you teach me how to jerk?
    Boy: I dont know how lol
    Girl: well, you sure know how to act like one .
    
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14. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:36pm UTC
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    Dear Pringles,
    Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
    Sincerely,
    A Normal Teenager
    ♥
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15. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    It's funny how when you go out with a guy hes amazing....but then you break up and he turns into the type of guy you advoid talking to...actualy, to me its not that funny
    
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16. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    Unless your name is GOOGLE...
    stop acting like you know
    EVERYTHING
    
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17. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    We live in a society where....
    pizza gets to your house before the police.
    ..........
    ..... ..
    
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18. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:52pm UTC
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    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you
    down to his level and beat you with
    experience.
    I
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    n m f
    
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19. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
    because the average man can see better than he can think.
    
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20. maddieprince23
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    If Barbie is so popular,
    why do we have to buy her friends?
    
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