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This ones for the girl. . .
Now I lay me down to sleep.. I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags and Lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray and as for a belly please keep it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, and thank you dear Lord for all that you've done!!!

Five tips for girls!(1) Find a boy who will help you around the house one day.
(2) That a man makes you laugh.
(3)Find someone who you can count on and that doesnt lie to you.
(4) That a man spoils you and loves you
(5) It is important that those 5 men dont know eachother!:-)






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This ones for the girl. . . Now I lay me down to sleep.. I pray

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