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LisA_Leigh

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1. LisA_Leigh
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 8:41am UTC
   ADMITT IT
   We all know someone who's going to end up on
   16 and Pregnant♥tt
   
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2. LisA_Leigh
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 8:41am UTC
   ADMITT IT
   We all know someone who's going to end up on
   16 and Pregnant♥tt
   
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3. LisA_Leigh
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 9:06am UTC
   ...Treat Me Like a Joke ...
   anD .... Ill LeaVe U Like iTs fUnnY...♥
   
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4. LisA_Leigh
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 10:33am UTC
   YoUr 9o% Of the reasOn I get Up each mOrning...
   ...The other 1o% is because i need to
   PEE(: *
   
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5. LisA_Leigh
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 6:06am UTC
   ...Real bOys arent PerfeCt(: *...
   ...BuT PeRFEcT BoYs arenT REAL...
   
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6. LisA_Leigh
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2011 3:53pm UTC
   My boyfriend was
   ceating on me for
   3 months and we
   were dating for 6
   months:'(
   Can someone please give me
   advice on what
   to do because I
   have to see him
   everyday at
   school
   --friends
   
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7. LisA_Leigh
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 2:42pm UTC
   Did you do your homework??
   YES!
   Did you do your homework??
   Yes!
   Did You do your homework??
   No!
   Oh thank goodness! Im not the only one!
   Fav if this happens to you;)
   
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8. LisA_Leigh
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 2:29pm UTC
   Girl: Hey !
   Guy: Er.... hI ...Your the only person I see during the whole of the day!
   Girl: AwWw! ThatS so Sweet...
   So do you wanna ask me something special??(she says with a smile)
   Guy: Yeah... CAN YOU PLEASE NOT STAND INFRONT OF EVERTHING IM TRYING TO LOOK AT!!! anD STOP STANDING SO CLOSE TO ME!
   true story!
   
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9. LisA_Leigh
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 9:41am UTC
   When I add a new quote I click the refresh button every 5 seconds to see if i have any notifications.
   
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10. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:14am UTC
    Steve you are so lucky!
    It doesn't matter what quote you add you will still get ALOT! of favourites
    
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11. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:01am UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    You go to your friend with all that power and your like" OMG!! 6 Notifications last night!"
    Then you go on top then you feel so embarrased because they have 1576 more then you
    
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12. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 8:49am UTC
    'Cos your the apple to my Pie
    Your the straw to my berry
    Your the smoke to my high
    and the one I wanna marry!!!
    
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13. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 10:15am UTC
    How do you expect kids to listen to their parents?
    When Tarzan lives half naked,
    Cinderella comes home at midnight,
    Pinocchio lies all the time,
    Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy,
    and Snow White lives with 7 guys.
    You shouldn't be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story book.
    
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14. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 8:38am UTC
    I think we should get a "tag" button so If you are
    talking about your friends for example
    I love my friend Jessica!
    then you can tag the person like facebook. but it only works if you on witty!
    
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15. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when yoU think Of an awesOme quOte bUt either
    1. yoU forget it!
    or
    2. no one thinks it's funny!
    
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16. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    My baby cousin said to me:
    "Nana! why aRe u always On Witty?"
    sO i said "Because It's awesOm quOtes to reAd and it's nice to watch People heLp other people"
    He said "ARG! This immature children!
    U can piCk ur nOse yOu can piCk ur friends nOse bUt u ant piCk ur family"
    ssOs
    
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17. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    This ones for the girl. . .
    Now I lay me down to sleep.. I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags and Lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray and as for a belly please keep it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, and thank you dear Lord for all that you've done!!!
    Five tips for girls!(1) Find a boy who will help you around the house one day.
    (2) That a man makes you laugh.
    (3)Find someone who you can count on and that doesnt lie to you.
    (4) That a man spoils you and loves you
    (5) It is important that those 5 men dont know eachother!:-)
    format by Sandrasaurus
    
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18. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    Oh nO!
    Here cOmes the " I survived
    an earthquake" quotes
    
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19. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    This is a bit long but please read it.
    I really need help!
    My best friend (his a boy) and we used to do everything together. We went on camp and every night I used to fall asleep in his arms by the fire.
    One day he came to my house and told me he had feelings for me. I smiled, winked at him and he walked away.
    I never saw him for a few days after that but I couldn't stop thinking about him. I saw him a week later and I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. I was so excited to see him to tell him I like him too.
    He told me he has a girlfriend now. I felt so crap. A day after that my aunty died.
    The funeral was a week after the death. I asked him to come just to make me feel a bit better because he was always there for me in the past. He promised he would. When the day came he never showed up just because his girlfriend said im not worth it!
    I need advice please! PLEASE.....
    .
    ♥
    nmf
    
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20. LisA_Leigh
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    Dear Math
    Stop telling us to find your
    'x'..!!
    She's gone, and she never
    coming back!!!!
    and don't ask 'y' either...
    
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