Reasons why girls hate their periods
- Sneezing, and feeling like a ketchup dispenser
-  Headaches that really make you want to curl up in a ball and die.
- Barely staying awake in class, no matter how much sleep you got the night before.
- The cramps, oh wait, I mean the chainsaw in your uterus.
- Standing up and feeling like a freaking fire hose.
- Goodbye white, anything tight, and skinny jeans. Hello dark sweatpants and hoodies.
- Finally getting your skin to where you accept it, then you start PMSing and you break out all over again.
- Wanting to kill everything, minus your dog.
- Feeling and looking like a balloon isn't sexy.
- Icecream cures everything...except for your already bloated stomach.
- Randomly breaking out in tears over something that wouldn't bother you any other day.
- Not being able to give someone a hug (when you need one most) because your boobs are so sore.
- Getting out of the shower and having to run like a ninja to get to your clothes in time.
- It always pops up on important events. Your birthday, vacation, holidays, ect..

THERE IS ONE REASON YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ON YOUR PERIOD, THOUGH. (highlight)
Congratulations, you're not pregnant.