THINGS TO DO
IN AN ELEVATOR .
1. When there's only
one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then
pretend it wasn't you.
2. Ask if
you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push
the wrong ones.
3. Hold the
doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let
the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"
4. Drop
something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then
scream, "That's mine!"
5. Bring a
camera and take pictures of everyone in the
elevator.
6. Move
your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they
have an appointment.
7. Lay down
a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.
8. Randomly
ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to
explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the
building, become more panicked by the
minute.
9.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they
are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure
that?"
10. When the doors close, announce to the
others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they
open again!"
11.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!"
12. Crack
open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while
whispering, "Got enough air in there?"
13. Stand
silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without
getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite
them. 14. Stare at another person for a while and then announce
in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away
slowly.
15. Stare
manically and grin at another person for an extended amount of time
before announcing, "I have new socks on."
16. Draw a
little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
people in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal
space!"
credit to sweet_stough21 i just wanted to make it more
colorful(;
hope you dont minc.
THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR . 1. When there's only one other
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Nov 19, 2008 7:26pm
