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Commercial:
"common side effects are suicidal thoughts, heart attack, peeling of the skin, sleeping while driving, diarrhea, bloody gums, blindness, stroke, fungal infections, and memory loss. Try it today!"
Me:
"wtf, seriously why would anyone wanna try this.."


-allmine;NOSTEALING*



 

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Commercial: "common side effects are suicidal thoughts,

5 faves · Aug 3, 2011 8:38pm

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