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TONIGHTWAS DRUNK IN THE SHOWER.

In the shower, I was singing, to the tune of Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae ;

LA LA LA, TACOS,
LA LA LA, TACOS,
LA LA LA, TACOS,
LA LA LA.
WE'RE GOING AT IT TONIGHT, TONIGHT,
THERE'S A PARTY BY UNICORNS THAT ARE DANCING WITH HOBOS ON THE ROOFTOP OF A 30 STORY BUILDING THEN THE HUMANS FALL OFF AND FALL ON MORE HOBOS AND DIE,
TONIGHT, TONIGHT,
THE FAT UNICORNS BROKE THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN BY BEING TOO FAT,
I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL MAKE IT,
BUT WATCH HOW GOOD I'LL EAT IT,
IT'S WONDERFUL, AMAZING,
TONIGHT, TONIGHT.

Then I finished my body soap so I filled the bottle up with water, and of course since there's still a bit of soap left it was soapy water, and i poured it outside of the shower...like all over the floor xD

So I got drunk and I had a hangover. xDDD

**Had to save this for memories x)**


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TONIGHT, I WAS DRUNK IN THE SHOWER. In the shower, I was singing,

7 faves · 6 comments · Jul 21, 2011 11:47pm

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wittystories13 · 1 decade ago
lmfao
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_Rhi_ · 1 decade ago
:D
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_Rhi_ · 1 decade ago
why thank you x)
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pigglywiggly · 1 decade ago
Rhi you are so funny ;3
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_Rhi_ · 1 decade ago
i was kidding on that part..that's the joke..ahaha xD
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bananas_hannah12 · 1 decade ago
Okay, Lemmie ask you thiws. How were you drunk... If your 12

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