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Wake up in the middle of the night to pee
avoid all mirrors
airplane engine makes a sudden noise
lived a good life
hear thumps while in the shower
your whole family is being killed, you're next
turning of the lights before going to bed
run to safety before the demon gets you
elevator door doesn't open immediately
trapped forever
realize it's too quiet; where is everyone?
fjdsfhbewugyu ZOMBIES!!!!!

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Wake up in the middle of the night to pee avoid all mirrors airplane

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