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Squidward: Has anyone ever played an instrument before?
*Patrick's hand goes up*
 Patrick: Does mayonnaise count as an instrument?
 Squidward: No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument.
* Patrick's hand goes up*
 Squidward: No Patrick horseradish is not an instrument either.
*Patrick's hand goes down*

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Squidward: Has anyone ever played an instrument before? *Patrick's

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