24
WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR
PARENTS!!
1.Follow them
around everywhere
2.Moo when
they say ur name
3.Pretend to
have amnesia
4.Say
everything backwards
5.run into
walls
6.Say that
wearing clothes is against ur religion
7.Go into
their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning
Sunshine!!"
8.Snort
loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9.Say all of
the words in a film
10.Pluck
someone's hair out and yell"DNA!!"
11.Wear a
sticker that says "I'm a stupid
12.Talk to a
pen
13.Have 20
imaginery friends that all talk to you all the
time.
14.Try and
climb the wall
15.In public yell"NO
MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU"
16.Put pegs
on your nose and eyes.
17.Switch the
lightswicth on and off for a while Then say"Oh...I get
it"
18.Eat your
hair
19.Hold their
hand and whisper in their ear,"I see dead
people."
20.When your
in the shower or bath yell,"I'm Drowning"
21.At everything they
say yell"LIAR"
22.Pretend to
be on the phone
23.Try to
swim on the floor
24.Tap on their door all night
25. start talking with an acent
not mine
