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12 ways to get kicked out of a store;
1.)Re-dress all of the mannequins
2.)Deul costumers with tubes of wrapping paper
3.)When people are behind you, walk super slow.
4.)Put M&Ms on layaway
5.)In the changing room yell, "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!" 
6.)Form a line and act excited.
    see how many people join in.
 
7.)Tell little girls that their my little ponies will attack them tonight.  
8.)If someone asks for help, cry and say, "why wont you leave me alone?" 
9.)Fill a cart with magic stuff and yell, "I HAVE TO GET TO HOGWARTS!" then run into a wall.  
10.)Stand at the door and when people walk in, block them and say, "your not on the list...."  
11.)Play with automatic doors   
12.)Go up to strangers and say, "hey!  i haven't seen you in awhile!  see if they play along.  (:




















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12 ways to get kicked out of a store; 1.)Re-dress all of the

10 faves · 2 comments · May 25, 2011 5:44pm

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sing_and_dance_forever · 1 decade ago
haha me too(: theyre all gooooddd!
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taylorcameron · 1 decade ago
ahahahaha! i love number 9. XD
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