Stupid Funny Joke #2
Two women friends had gone out for a
Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the
cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized
they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of
them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or
something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off
her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was
wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin
hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath
that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After
finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband
and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My
wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came
back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that
said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget
you!'
Stupid Funny Joke #2 Two women friends had gone out for a Girls
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May 9, 2011 10:36pm