Him: What is that?

Me: It when you carry around a
flour sac and pretend it is yo
child. I'm naming him Lil'
Cupcake, cause that is what
he shall be when he grows up:)

Him: NO!!! He is going to
college and is going to be a cake!

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Me: Hey mom!

Mom: My phone is breaking
up, sorry I can't hear you.

Me: Ummmm, mom? I'm texting you?

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Dad: Okay, I am bored again...
I think this time I will put on a
grim reaper costume and stand
across the street from the nearest
nursing home and wave at the old folk.

Me: Okayy, and again you have problems.