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A blonde walks into a store.
Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please?
Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes.
The blonde goes and puts on a brunette wig.
Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please?
Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde puts on a redhead wig.
Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the corner please?
Shopkeeper: Sorry, I don't serve blondes.
Blonde: Darn it! How did you know I was a blonde!
Shopkeeper: That's not a T.V. in the corner it's a microwave.

Facebook, no offense to blondes!
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A blonde walks into a store. Blonde: Can I get that T.V. in the

169 faves · 4 comments · Apr 23, 2011 2:11pm

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soccerplayerrr21 · 1 decade ago
hehehe wuv you katewinn :)
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princesstwilight · 1 decade ago
that was one of my best blonde jokes i just love them

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kiera2xoxo · 1 decade ago
ihateblondejokes! but this is kinda funny lol :)
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everieday · 1 decade ago
i take this affensive. justt kidding im not blonde anymore:) luhhyouuu
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