What is the difference
between
Friends and
Best Friends?
a Friend will:
help
you if you shall trip or fall
But a Best friend will:
Keep walking and call you a clumsy retard
a Friend will: ask
if you are okay if you are crying
But a Best friend will:
already
be beating the crap out of whoever made you
cry
a
Friend will: lend
you an umbrella when it is raining
outside
But a Best friend will:
be
screaming "if you run faster you wont get as wet you
dumb*ss"
a
Friend will: help
you move some
boxes
But a Best
friend will: help
you move a piano... and won't tell anyone about the dead bodies
inside the
piano
a
Friend will: bail
you out of jail
But a Best friend will: be
sitting next to you saying "who would have thought a nuclear
reactor would be so
complicated!"
