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yesterday was thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is saturday and sunday comes afterwards. 

Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

Putting a pretty shirt over your muffintop doesn't make you a cupcake.

5 out of 4 people struggle with fractions.

Strangers always have the best candy.

All your base are belong to us.

You just lose the game.

NOTT  MINEEE








 

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i bet you didn't know yesterday was thursday, today is Friday,

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