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Meg: i just want to kill myself, im gonna go upstairs and eat a bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: im allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: you dont know anything about me.(runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
Pahahah, gotta love FamilyGuy

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