♥
" 1:OO a.m.*
get up, walk calmly to the bathroom, pee, look in the mirror
quickly to make sure there's no masked killer behind you,
turn off the lights, run as fast as you can from the bathroom
back into your bedroom and jump 2 feet in the air and land on the
bed, pull the covers up to your chin and glance around the room
to make sure you didn't leave any killers behind you on your
expedition back, relax and nuzzle back into your pillow.
*17 seconds later there's a noise* jump up
quickly and realize it's the air conditioning coming on and
think "man! those ninjas just won't give up
tonight!..."
♥
