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Swimchick96
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 8:20pm UTC

TODAY I THOUGHT TO MYSELF...
WOW! I have the weirdest friends.
BUT THEN I THOUGHT...
What would i do without them?!
fav if your life would be boring without your best friends(:
iloveyouguys,
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Swimchick96
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 8:01pm UTC

& I'm done hoping that we could work it out. I'm done with how it feels, spinning my wheels, letting you drive my heart around. I'm done thinking, that you could ever change. I know my heart will never be the same but I'm telling myself I'll be okay, even on my weakest days...
I get a little bit stronger.
♥

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 2:20pm UTC

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
9x-7i > 9x-21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u
i <3 u
*one good math problem<3

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 2:16pm UTC

ALL I WANT IS...
LESS TO DO.
MORE TIME TO DO IT.
AND HIGHER PAY FOR NOT GETTING IT DONE.
(;

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 2:10pm UTC

&&I'm the kind of girl,
who will BLOW your mind
...not your dick(:

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 2:03pm UTC

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 1:54pm UTC

I'LL BE THERE
IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND
FROM THE DAY WE MET
TILL YOU MAKING ME CRY
AND IT'S JUST TO BAD
YOU'VE ALREADY HAD
THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE.

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 1:47pm UTC

I can't breath without you
But i have to.

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 8:05pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When the sign on the front of a store door says...
"Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting from this store. Lucky winners can also get their name in the newspaper for their family and friends to see. Won't mom be so proud?"
not my format.

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 7:56pm UTC

♥ a hug is a perfectgift...
one size fits all.
not my format.

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 7:48pm UTC

|------------|
Life was much easier when
-Apple and Blackberry-
were just fruits.
|------------|

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 7:35pm UTC

I hope you go bald.
I hope they cancel Oprah.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 7:27pm UTC

If the person you are
talking to doesn't appear
to be listening,
-be patient-
It may simply be that
he has a small piece of
-fluff-
in his ear.
-Winnie the pooh-

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 5:11pm UTC

I love my family...:)
*2:30 in the morning*
uncle tom: "another twizzler?!?!?!!?
You've already had like 8!
thats a sugar addiction."
me: "another beer?!?
You've already had like 8!
Thats an alcohol addiction."
uncle tom: "yeah, well...
MINES BETTER!"

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 4:55pm UTC

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 4:39pm UTC

CAN'T.
sorry.
i'm walking my
[unicorn]
♥

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 6:29pm UTC

.Back when.
*a hoe was a hoe*
*Coke was a coke*
*And crack's what you were doing
when you were cracking jokes*
*Back when a screw was a screw*
*The wind was all that blew*
*And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu*
I miss back when...
I miss back when...
I miss back when...
"Back When" -Tim McGraw:)

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Swimchick96
posted a quote
March 10, 2011 8:52am UTC

YOU KNOW you're GOOD FRIENDS...
WHEN YOU CAN SPEND AN ENTIRE BUS RIDE
TALKING ABOUT TRACTORS...

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