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MY CHAT WITH CLEVERBOT:


Cleverbot: Why are you so mean?

Me: I'm not mean. I'm a unicorn. Are you a llama?

I am a girl bot :).

Oh... ok. Well IM a unicorn. I have a pet llama :3

And I have a pet tomato named john.

:O awesome!! Can it do any tricks?

Can Megan do any tricks? Plenty. How about your name then?

I thought it's name was John.

No. My name is Cleverbot.

No, your tomatoes name.

What makes me purple?

Uhm... what makes you purple?

Sunshine, hanging out with my friends and boyfriend, and having something exciting to do.

You have a boyfriend? Whats his name?

Yes. His name is Ax.

...

But I love you!

What the- I thought you like your boyfriend, Ax.


You are not my boyfriend. I am a robot.

Exactly.


You want to rule the world?

No...


There are some things even a rat will refuse to do.

THE LAST BIT CONFUSED ME SO MUCH I QUIT.
 
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Danie_Curl · 1 decade ago
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