On Friday, I waited all night on
facebook for my boyfriend to get on so we could chat. We do this
every night, so I was surprised when he never got on.
The next day he didn't text me at all, and I wondered if
he died or something. Luckily, he showed up for our date, and
I asked him where he had been. He said he had bought a new video game
and spent all night playing it and then slept till
noon.
That
video game:
BLACK
OPS.
You
dork.