GIRLFRIEND: WOULD YOU DIE FOR ME?
BOYFRIEND: I'D KILL YOU.
GIRLFRIEND: -RUNS AWAY CRYING-
BOYFRIEND: I'D KILL YOU BECAUSE, AS YOU SAID
I'D BE DEAD, SO I WOULD DIE FOR YOU,
BUT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU, BECAUSE I
COULDN'T STAND IT UP THERE WITHOUT
YOU.
