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Awesome_Megz

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Member Since: 14 Jan 2011 02:45am

Last Seen: 23 Dec 2011 08:47pm

user id: 146337

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  1. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    Nike condoms- just do it.
    Gatordate condoms- is it in you?
    KFC condoms - finger lickin' good.
    McDonalds condoms - i'm loving it.
    Burger King condoms - have it your way.
    Honey comb cereal condoms - do you have the mouth for it?
    Taco Bell condoms - i'm full.
    Puegeot condoms - the ride of your life.
    Duracel condoms - you can just keep going and going.
    Andrex condoms - soft, strong, and very very long.
    Mars bar condoms - please you can't measure.
    Tellytubbies condoms - AGAIN! AGAIN!
    Tresemee condoms - used by professionals.
    Gillette condoms - the best a man can ever get.

  2. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 8:11am UTC
    iPod Shuffle Game! (:
    What will my dying words be?
    Rescue Me
    How is my life going?
    Overrated
    Does my crush like me?
    Tightrope
    Will I ever find love?
    I Can Hear The Bells
    What will my funeral song be?
    Starstruck

  3. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 5:38am UTC
    What You Got Boy
    is hard to find. <3

  4. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 4:38am UTC
    you ;
    are ;
    crap;
    you went for her.
    when you said you'd always love me.
    i'm falling.
    life's a bytch.

  5. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 4:29am UTC
    I love him.
    i ;; can't ;; forget ;; about ;; him.
    you don't understand how much i fancy you..
    so much that is.

  6. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    GIRLFRIEND: WOULD YOU DIE FOR ME?
    BOYFRIEND: I'D KILL YOU.
    GIRLFRIEND: -RUNS AWAY CRYING-
    BOYFRIEND: I'D KILL YOU BECAUSE, AS YOU SAID I'D BE DEAD, SO I WOULD DIE FOR YOU,
    BUT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU, BECAUSE I
    COULDN'T STAND IT UP THERE WITHOUT YOU.

  7. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    "You see me driving 'round town with the girl I love, and I'm like, forget you!"
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
    Yeah, more like;;
    You were driving round town and hit me with a car, and you forgot me, so the ambulance had to come!
    h
    *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
    allmineminemine(:

  8. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Bend it;;
    Mend it;;
    Double it;;
    Send it.

  9. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    When You Say You Need Me;;
    my heart
    s k i p s a b e a t .

  11. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair Color:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [ ] Dirty Blonde- $75
    [ ]Blonde - $50
    [ ] Black - $15
    [ ] Bald - $5
    [ ] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [ ] Brown - $50
    [ ] Green - $75
    [x ] Blue $150
    [ ] Hazel $100
    [ ] Other - $15
    Height:
    [ ] Over 7′ - $200
    [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [x] Under 5′4 - $25
    Age:
    [ ] 50 to 56 - $175
    [ ] 46 to 50 - $150
    [ ] 41 to 45 - $125
    [ ] 31 to 40 - $100
    [ ] 26 to 30 - $75
    [ ] 21 to 25 - $50
    [ ] 19 to 20 - $25
    [x] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [x] First Born - $320
    [ ] Only Child - $250
    [ ] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [ ] Last Born - $100
    [ ] third born - $550
    [ ] fourth born - $300
    [ ] fifth born - $400
    [ ] sixth born -$215
    Drink?
    [ ] I did like twice - $400
    [ ] Only Holidays - $250
    [ ] Sometimes - $215
    [ ] YES - $200
    [ ] only weekends - $300
    [ ] Every other day - $50
    [ ] Once a day - $15
    [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    [ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [ ] No correction - $100
    [ ] Glasses - $50
    [ ] contacts - $25
    [ ] Surgical correction - $100
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [ ] 11 to 12 - $400
    [ ] 7 to 10 - $500
    [x] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Colors/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [x] Green-$750
    [ ] Red - $600
    [x] Black - $100
    [ ] Yellow -$475
    [ ] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [x] White - $400
    [x] Aqua - $350
    [ ] Orange - $300
    [x] Blue - $300
    [ ] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [x] Yes $0
    [] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $75
    I cost: £4,270 (English Money),
    But, in reality;;
    I'm priceless :')

  12. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    NEVER
    FEAR!
    Superman is here!

  13. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    im horrid
    im at in year 9. at a party the other day a year 7 came over to me and asked me to dance, and out with a smile on his face. i thought he was joking, so i said 'no' with a smile on my face too and a little laugh in my voice. he suddenly looked down at the floor, pulled a :/ face and said 'aw,' and i felt so bad. i still don't know if he was serious but if he was.. tell me in the comments what you think about this, and favourite please?
    notmyformat.

  14. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    Gorgeous
    the definition of you, baby. you have no idea how good you make me feel. you are beautiful in every single way. ♥ : )

  15. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    Google
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    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2011 - Privacy
    Did you mean: Awesome_Megz?

  16. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    today i got very excited
    because my mum told me it was only 3 weeks to go
    this is until i get my little brother and i cant wait.
    its going to be 3 weeks naturally, but if Csearean; only 2!
    the thought of a healthy little brother!
    im buzzing!
    megan loves you jacob

  17. Awesome_Megz Awesome_Megz
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 2:26pm UTC
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