8 reasons you're
single:
1. Because every good looking
guy is a jerk.
2. Every nice guy isn't good looking.
3. Every nice and good looking guy is taken.
4. Every nice, good looking, single guy is broke.
5. Every nice, good looking, single, rich guy is a cheater.
6. Every nice, good looking, single, rich, non-cheater is
gay.
7. Every nice, good looking, single, rich, non-cheater, straight
guy doesn't have any interest in us.
8. Every nice, good looking, single, rich, non-cheater, straight
guy that does have interest in us...
Has a bitchy ex girlfriend.
