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Dear His New Girlfriend,
            You probably don't realize this but, you have the best guy a girl could ever ask for, there are just a few special things you should know about him. He hates girls who act stupid so don't be stupid because you think it's cute.  Don't ever insult Eminem. Whatever you do don't flirt with another guy- it kills him if you do. Don't suck at video games he'll get annoyed if he can't play XBOX with you. Take the time to appreciate his eyes and smile you'll see they're the most beautiful sight you'll ever see. When he gets nervous he likes to tap something so, don't yell at him to stop it'll just stress him out more. He doesn't mind watching movies with you as long as you get to cuddle. Don't want to go out to parties every night he hates going out all the time. He loves watching stupid YouTube videos. He would do anything to keep it a secret but he loves playing the guitar but, he would never tell anyone. He loves playing basketball so don't get mad when he wants to play with you take it as a compliment. He is without a doubt a dog person. He means it when he calls you beautiful so don't argue with him. When you talk to him about drama in your life he'll actually listen to you and don't accuse him of not it'll really hurt him. You would never guess it but he loves Harry Potter so, let him talk about it. Don't ever accuse him of cheating because he never would he doesn't see the logic it and never will. Don't straighten/curl your hair everyday he doesn't get the point in killing your hair every day. Let him win some arguments he likes it. His family means the world to him and he won't get mad if you hang out with them when you're at his house instead of him. And, when he says he loves you he means it. Don't take this boy for granted- I did and it's the biggest mistake of my life.
 
                                                -Sincerely,
                                                           
His Old Girlfriend

  













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Dear His New Girlfriend, You probably don't realize this

521 faves · 14 comments · Feb 7, 2011 5:04pm

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Barbiedollxxx · 1 decade ago
Awrhh ;3 ones of the best quotes ever ;D x
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soccergirl78 · 1 decade ago
Thank you everyone! and Regret- He just doesn't think girls need to do their hair and get dolled up all the time. He likes when girls are natural I mean clearly he likes them looking nice sometimes but he also likes girls who arent afraid to have their hair natural and be in sweats.
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Regret · 1 decade ago
'Don't straighten/curl your hair everyday he doesn't get the point in killing your hair every day' You're basically telling someone to change for someone else which may not even be permanent.
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iadoreeyouux3 · 1 decade ago
if i couldd favoritee this 100timess i would.
i think you guys need to talk again :[ that was beautiful ♥
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tlwsweety · 1 decade ago
I love this!
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xoBrianaMarie0803 · 1 decade ago
im in the same boat doll
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musicobsesd09 · 1 decade ago
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww </3 chica, he'll come back i promise. the same thing happened 2 me, and i regret that mistake every day of my life. i promise you, ull get back 2gether
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krissykriss · 1 decade ago
this is seriously so sad):
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silje_x3 · 1 decade ago
i almost never read quotes like this, but still this caught my eyes, and i read the hole thing. i`m so sorry :(
this made me cry :'(
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MReeeem · 1 decade ago
aww :/ this made me cry :/ I hope everything will be fine :/
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ThePerfectMess · 1 decade ago
awwwwhs =/ true? i'm sorry hun ^^ you two definately need to get back together -.-"
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cheerleaderx3 · 1 decade ago
My guy is exactly like yours </3 I broke up with him a year and a half ago and I regret it everday. We don't talk anymore and we don't go to the same school either
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soccergirl78 · 1 decade ago
Luckyyy! I wish me and him still talked.
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helloimblonde78 · 1 decade ago
i had a guy like this. definitely a keeper. worst mistake of my life when i broke up with him, but now we are best friends :)
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