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Dad: Now son, whatever you do, do not touch that cactus.
Son: *Levitates and attaches himself to cactus*

Dad: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!




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Dad: Now son, whatever you do, do not touch that cactus. Son:

10 faves · 1 comments · Jan 22, 2011 11:26pm

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Hatori · 1 decade ago
Guy: DOCTER I THINK I'M A HOMOSEXTUAL!
Docter: How can you tell!?!?
Guy: RAAAIIINBOOOWSSS!!!!!!!!!
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