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"I don't drink and
I would never smoke.
Smoking would be like
smashing my guitar,
and expecting it to play."
Miley Cyrus

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"I don't drink and I would never smoke. Smoking would

767 faves · 37 comments · Jan 9, 2011 4:41pm

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EdwardScissorhands · 1 decade ago
Yes, I am perfect, actually, thanks.
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LetYourLightShine · 1 decade ago
Ha! Let me see your perfect self.
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xsjfxo · 1 decade ago
i completely agree w/ ginaxxlove like no one would give two if she wasn't on disney. like i understand that parents like, depend on miley cyrus to be a rold model for their kids but she's not the only actress&if your kid is gonna do EVERY SINGLE THING miley cyrus does then they have some issues..
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Ginaxxlove33 · 1 decade ago
you guys are so immature, shes a 18 she wanted to try it, if she wasnt a disney star nobody would care.
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Dorney823 · 1 decade ago
smd. idc that she did that i just dont like her in general. and yes it is kinda cruel to say that but its called honesty .
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run_love · 1 decade ago
i think she is a dumb bitchh, but i have to say that we all make bad choices and it must be harder for her bc she is in the spotlight. :* just sayinn
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andriahung · 1 decade ago
horrible role model + funny quote :)
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shmeshme · 1 decade ago
I don't get why everyone thinks it's such a big deal that she smoked Salvia. She's just trying things and experimenting like any teenager does.
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xredcrayonsx · 1 decade ago
Her drugs were legal, and she wasn't smoking cigarettes.. it was Salvia..
But nonetheless, this quote made me sign in, LMAO. (:
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Amandaaaaaa · 1 decade ago
Wah wah wah, most teenagers end uppp smokin' something
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Natalieeexoxo · 1 decade ago
completely understand if you dont like her, but dont say she can die. that's just cruel and just horrible to say about anyone other than or a murderer. really.
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Dorney823 · 1 decade ago
i fuckiing hate miley cyrus. she can die. and i wouldnt care at all.
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x0ToribooXo · 1 decade ago
Hey wanna leave her alone! She made a mistake, hasnt everyone? shes not perfect! and she smoked siliva not a cigarette plus its legal. If you did it, it wouldnt be a big deal. Why does everyone have to make a big deal about her? Shes a human like everyone else. Not saying this to be mean im just telling my opion. Have a great day(:
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xCUTI3PI3 · 1 decade ago
She smoked Salvia , not cigarettes .
Smoking is still smoking .
Sucks for her . No pity at all . (:
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MariahLautnerBieber · 1 decade ago
haha this makes me laugh (: Miley went from this sweet innocent amazing singer to a fest. people say she's "growing up"..how would you consider drugs and slutty outfits growing up? that's just my opinion. i dont hate her i just don't agree with her actions. LOVE THE QUOTE. haha (:
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Amandaaaaaa · 1 decade ago
I don't understand why this is a fail? She doesn't smoke cigarettes...
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hannahbananaaxx15 · 1 decade ago
i find this hilarious :)
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abbyapathetic · 1 decade ago
she was prallly high when she said this :)
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heydonnailoveyou · 1 decade ago
her drugs were legal. just sayin'
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23no1mileyluva7 · 1 decade ago
everybody makes mistakes!
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