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1. iluvwitty1
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2011 11:34pm UTC
   DEAR PEOLE IN FEBREEZE
   COMMERCIALS,
   WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN SOMEONE CAME UP TO YOU IN THE
   STREETS, BLIND FOLDED YOU, LED YOU TO A CRUSTY OLD BED, AND TOLD YOU TO
   WHA WAS WH
   BREATH DeEPLY?!
   ♥♥
   
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2. iluvwitty1
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2011 8:46pm UTC
   Getting a new pack of gum and being like
   ok I'm gonna make this last a long time...
   but then,
   after an hour
   You're just like;
   forget it
   and chew the whole rest of the pack
   in five minutes
   ♥
   n m f
   
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3. iluvwitty1
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2011 12:01pm UTC
   Did you know?...
   People say bless you when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond
   nmf
   
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4. iluvwitty1
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2011 11:05am UTC
   Did you know?...
   During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow about 590 miles of hair
   
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5. iluvwitty1
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2011 2:54pm UTC
   All you are is mean.
   And a liar. And pathetic. And alone in life.
   a n d m e a n
   
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6. iluvwitty1
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2011 11:53am UTC
   Cause a face without freckles is like a sky without the stars.
   Why waste a second not loving who you are?
   Those little imperfections make you beautiful, lovable, valuable.
   They show your personality, inside your heart, reflecting who you are.
   -Natasha Bedingfield
   Freckles
   
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7. iluvwitty1
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2011 11:45am UTC
   & I wonder if P. Diddy ever wakes up in the morning feeling like Ke$ha?
   
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8. iluvwitty1
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2011 6:10pm UTC
   A line is just a dot that went for a walk.
   
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9. iluvwitty1
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2011 6:04pm UTC
   Worst excuse for not doing homework:
   I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
   
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10. iluvwitty1
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    You got enemies?
    Good.
    Means you stood for something.
    
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11. iluvwitty1
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    So many people will tell you that you can't,
    but all you gotta do is turn around and say watch me
    -Justin Bieber-
    
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12. iluvwitty1
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    Do not go where the path may lead,
    go instead where there is no path,
    and leave a
    Trail
    -Ralph Waldo Emerson-
    
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13. iluvwitty1
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 10:30am UTC
    Today,
    I walked into the kitchen,
    where my dad was singing
    Best of Both Worlds by Hannah Montana.
    MLIA
    
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14. iluvwitty1
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    All drinks taste better....
    Through a straw
    
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