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Seven thing's guys don't hav e to do
Shave Legs
Give Birth
Aunt Flow
Wax Armpits

Hey it hurts!
High Heels
Pluck Brows
Skip Meals
Count Pounds

We're way past seven now
but I' l l keep going anyhow

Uncomfy Thongs
Tight Bras
T a m p o n s
Blow Our Money
On Beauty Salons
Flat Iron Burns
Hair Dye Fumes
And The Reason Why We Do
These Crazy Things That We Do

Cause we do it for you♥

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Seven thing's guys don't hav e to do Shave Legs Give

915 faves · 23 comments · Jan 8, 2011 11:13pm

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AyeeItsChels · 1 decade ago
vprincess classiccc! (;
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livelaughlove23 · 1 decade ago
its flat iron burns, and Health Conercerns, from hair die fumes.
BUT i still love the quote <3
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hollithethhird · 1 decade ago
love it, but you forgot wear skirts
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moveonhunx3 · 1 decade ago
omg i didnt know so many people knew about herr;venetian princess!(: ♥
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sweetart33 · 1 decade ago
this is really cute but make sure you give credit to venetian princess! i'm sure she worked hard to make those lyrics
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOSH VENTIAN PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!! But you missed a few lyrics. It's OKAY though!!!
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nancybumbum · 1 decade ago
sorry but no one in the UK... WAXES there armpita:S!, we shave them but we dont WAX them:S
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GraceIsGone · 1 decade ago
These lyrics are wroongg.
SHAVE LEGS
GIVE BIRTH
AUNT FLOW
WEAR SKIRTS
WAX ARMPITS, (HEY IT HURTS!)
WEAR PANTYHOSE
AND PAINT YOUR TOES, TOO.
HIGH HEELS
PLUCK BROWS
SKIP MEALS
COUNT POUNDS
SOME HAVE TO CARRY HEAVY MOUNDS
WE'RE WAY PAST SEVEN NOW BUT I'LL KEEP GOING ANYHOW.
UNCOMFY THONGS
TIGHT BRAS
TAMPONS
BLOW OUR MONEY ON BEAUTY SALONS
FLAT IRON BURNS
AND HEALTH CONCERNS
FROM HAIR DYE FUMES.
and the reason why we do these crazy things that we doooo...
is we do it for you.

ahahah wow. i'm not trying to hate at all i love this quote <33mwah venetian princesss
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btchcmv · 1 decade ago
you missed a couple of them but i like the quote anyway :)
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princesskitty · 1 decade ago
you don't HAVE to do all of these things. including having your period. i'm on the shot and haven't had mine in a year, it's wonderful :)
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MelyClaire · 1 decade ago
yeppp! vprincess classic!
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livelaughlove756 · 1 decade ago
i saw this youtube video....amazing
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kayteeeeh · 1 decade ago
VENETIAN PRINCESS! ♥
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smallstuff16 · 1 decade ago
loveeee<3
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beautiful_gurl · 1 decade ago
i love this, cause its soo truue! lmao
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crazyyx56 · 1 decade ago
i love this , but we dont HAVE to wear thongs , wax eye brows , dye our hair
or skip meals . skipping meals is not a good way to watch weight , my friend was anorexic , i dont care what my eyebrows look like ! i aint wearin an effin string up my for a guy ! and my hair color is fine . and i mean , guys are supposed to like us for who we are .

sorry not trying to hate , i do like this . just saayin tho
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iLOVEyewx33 · 1 decade ago
I REMEMBER THIS!
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OriginalVouge · 1 decade ago
Lmao, Love it :P
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ximxalwaysxhere4youx · 1 decade ago
I love Venetian Princess :D
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kirstendxoxo · 1 decade ago
love herr<3
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