Today, My sister left the computer on My Life Is Tw!l!ght.
The last entry said "The Department of Magical Affairs is investigating claims of
sparkling vampires and shapeshifting wolves nearly starting a war with Italy.
This is a matter of ^{Magical Security}.
Do not be alarmed, we have the situation under control.
Thank you and please contact local aurors is assistance is needed."
Harry Potter wins again.