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 IF VODKA WAS WATER AND I WAS A DUCK...
 
I'D SWIM TO THE BOTTOM AND NEVE COME UP
 
BUT VODKA'S NOT WATER AND IM NOT A DUCK
 
SO SLIDE ME THE BOTTLE AND SHUT THE F**K UP! (:


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IF VODKA WAS WATER AND I WAS A DUCK... I'D SWIM TO THE BOTTOM

13 faves · Dec 17, 2010 5:22pm

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