Dear Mommy,
Sorry. I hope someday you will forgive me, but I've run away
with my boyfriend Nick. Don't worry, Ill be perfectly fine. We're
expecting a baby in 9 months and to be nice, I'll name it after
you. Nick has a trailer so we will be fine living in that
for the rest of our lives. We have just enough money to buy wood for the winter. Life is perfect with Nick. He taught me that Weed and Cocaine actually helps you. Its good for your body and makes your live longer. If your still reading this, none of this is true. I just wanted to show you that their are worse things in life, then my report card.


Love, your daughter (: