Characters: Jack, Sally, Jack's dad, Sally's mom

Narr : Jack came to school with his pants down, and they told him to go home imediately.

Jack: Hey dad, whats this?

Dad: Why son, its the car!

Narr: Sally came to school with her pants down, and they told her to go home imediately.

Sally: Mom, whats this?

Mom: Honey, thats the garage.

Narr: The next day, Sally came home with her hands bloody.

Mom: Sally, why are your hands all bloody?

Sally: Well Jack tried to park his car in my garage so i popped his two tires!

**If you dont get it, think REALLY hard. You'll crack up once you figure out its meaning...i did!**