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SatanStalker, The Killer

          There was this girl and she was with her friend.  They were looking through peoples MySpaces.  The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.  It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace?  
XxLoVemExX: What? 
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now. 
XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 

SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look at my MySpace. 
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 
SatanStalker: I just do. 
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. 
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. 

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to care the living sh*t out of me. 
SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago. 

They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a f*cking psycho! 
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us? 

SatanStalker: I am. 
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 
SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there.News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. 


If you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die.
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