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  1. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 3:52pm UTC
    P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way,Sydney<3
    Finding Nemo(:

  2. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 3:24pm UTC
    SatanStalker, The Killer
    There was this girl and she was with her friend. They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up.
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
    They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there.News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die.

  3. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 11:37am UTC
    i can't stop thinking of you.

  4. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 11:14am UTC

  5. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 5:06pm UTC
    I never told you
    what I should have said, I just held it all in
    and now I miss everything about you.
    Can't believe that I still want you;
    after all the things we've been through.
    not mine.</3
    click the heaart.

  6. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 11:16am UTC
    it's the reason,
    why you have a mouth;
    isn't it?
    click the <3

  7. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 11:00am UTC
    10 Things I Hate About You<3
    I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
    I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
    I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
    I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
    I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
    I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
    I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
    But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
    click the <3

  8. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 10:38am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 3:21pm UTC
    being sad
    with the right people
    is better than being happy
    with the wrong ones.
    click the <3

  10. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 12:42pm UTC
    Nothing But The Truth;♥
    You thought i wouldn't see it ;
    Flirting with all the other girls ;
    (( right before my eyes ))
    It was easy to see,
    Now i'm alone,
    And your still

  11. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2010 7:39pm UTC
    In This Realtionship,
    He May Wear The Pants
    But I Control The Zipper! (;

  12. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    Reality: Wake up; only my prince will do this:
    Always tell her you love her at all time♥
    when shes upset
    hold her tight:)
    play with her hair[;
    Pick her up,tickle her and WRESTLE with her
    just talk to her,
    tell her jokes & bring her flowers just because(=
    Throw pebbles at her window
    at night;]
    let her fall asleep in your arms♥
    how bad you sound;]
    give her piggy
    back rides:) & kiss her in the r a i n .
    hold her hand
    & never let go //♥

  13. kristi1248 kristi1248
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 6:16pm UTC
    My Friends Are A Lot Of Things;
    They're crazy, they're retards. They get out of
    control. They don't know how to count to five, &+
    they love getting into trouble. They get high off
    of sharpies, and eat plastic cups. They make me do
    the weirdest things, and i garentee you they'll be
    the ones screaming dicks in the middle of the hall
    after health class. But they're the best friends I
    could ever ask for. I love you guys<3
    Always & Forever


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