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Jack and Jill went up the hill
 to smoke some marijuana,
 Jack got high, dropped his fly,
 and said, "do you wanna?"
 Jill said yes and dropped her dress,
 they had a lot of fun,
 But Jill forgot to take her pill,
so now they have a son.


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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack

869 faves · 11 comments · Oct 16, 2010 4:20pm

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kaitiee_ann_x9 · 1 decade ago
haha thanks everyone! appreciate it :D
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averageemily23 · 1 decade ago
this.made.my.life. i lovee you.
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loveMayax3 · 1 decade ago
it wud sound better saying daughter :)
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soccerchick5 · 1 decade ago
i love that i am gonna sing that at my soccer game 2day
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taylorsaysrawr · 1 decade ago
hahahha :D
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chell24 · 1 decade ago
namedd bill
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Nickii · 1 decade ago
My friend hass the same exact thing on herrs. I loove this quote
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andreaax3 · 1 decade ago
LOLLL

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ede712 · 1 decade ago
hahha ive heard it b4 but its sooooooooo damg funny
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venthere22 · 1 decade ago
i hear that but it was "stupid jill forgot the pill and out popped lil franky" haha
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tonilicious3000 · 1 decade ago
u are very creative!! :)
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