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I               don't             wake            up              for                him
I Wake Up Because The World Requires Me To.
I         don't        straighten        my        hair          for         him
I Straighten My Hair For Me.
I               don't           put        makeup        on        for        him
I Put It On Because It Makes Me Feel Pretty.
I             don't           wear          Abercrombie    for          him
I Wear It Because I Like How It Looks On Me.
I         didn't          buy         these        Uggs         for          him
I Bought Them Because They Keep My Feet Warm.
I      don't        listen     to       any       music        for          him
I Listen To It Because I Enjoy It.
I         don't          do        anything       I         do       for       him
Because He's Just Not That Important.

Please no jocking, I worked hard on this.