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 Today,
my mom was opening her mail and I heard her say

"Ouch, a paper cut..."
I quickly turned around with my eyes wide and yelled
"WHERES JASPER?!"
She told me to leave.
MLIT 

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Today, my mom was opening her mail and I heard her say "Ouch,

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