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Annax3

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Member Since: 1 Oct 2010 01:39pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 127071

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Hey,
I love Witty Profiles, it makes me laugh like a retard ;3
  1. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    Don't you jus hate it when you're sitting in a room
    and the other person in the room who is MEANT to be your friend
    and they're just BLATANTLY ignoring you?

  2. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    The many times I've nearly suffocated looking for Narnia in my wardrobe ;)

  3. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    When you're typing on a clicky keyboard and you feel really professional ;)

  4. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    When I'm eating and crunching really loudly, I sometimes wonder if other people can hear it too :'D

  5. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 6:50am UTC
    "I whip my hair back and-
    Aow, my neck!"

  6. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 6:46am UTC
    No, Katy Perry,
    I don't ever feel like a plastic bag -.-

  7. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 6:44am UTC
    When I'm bored,
    I sometimes stand in a room
    And pretend that
    I'm a carrot

  8. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 6:38am UTC
    Poke
    wars
    that
    NEVER
    end
    ;)

  9. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 4:07am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:39pm UTC
    You check your recent quote;
    7 Favourites
    You go; Yay!
    And you see someone with like a million faves
    And your bubble bursts -.-

  11. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:33pm UTC
    Favourite if you laugh when you walk into a shop and the price is 69p
    I'm so immature ;3

  12. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:21pm UTC
    Girl; I need to tell you something?
    Boy: What?!
    Girl: I cheated...
    Boy: Oh phew, me too, with Jenny
    Girl: I meant on my Maths test, you idiot!

  13. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:16pm UTC
    Girl: MUM!! I can't find the remote!
    Mum: Keep looking, you know what they say, it's always in the last place you look!
    Well, of course it is, why would you keep looking after you've found it?

  14. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:11pm UTC
    In a restaurant
    Waiter; Would you like to order?
    Girl; No, I came in to listen to your music -.-

  15. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:09pm UTC
    -In the cinema-
    Girl 1; WOW! Did you see that?
    Girl 2; No, I paid £5 for a ticket to look at the floor -.-

  16. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:06pm UTC
    Girl 1; Phew, I ran as fast as I could, has the bus come yet?
    Girl 2; Well if the bus had come then why would I still be standing here? -.-

  17. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:00pm UTC
    Saying 'No offence' when you're about to say something offensive ;)

  18. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 2:40pm UTC
    Hearing fireworks
    Going to the window
    And then they stop .-.

  19. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 3:12pm UTC
    Remember that fatal day when you smiled at that weird loner kid,
    And then BOOM!
    Stalked for life -.-

  20. Annax3 Annax3
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 3:06pm UTC
    Wanna see something disgusting?
    Your face. Just saying.

:)

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