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Today, I was at my guitar lesson with a bunch of other people (we were all being taught by the same guy). Our teacher was going to go around and ask all of us to simply pluck a string. He decides to call on the new girl, who knows nothing about music at all, to go first. He says "Please show us your g-string". The new girl looks confused for a second and then starts shouthing "Pervert! No way am I showing you my thong!" Our teacher than proceeds to point at her guitar and tell her "The g-string is a wire on your guitar, please play it" Funniest. Thing. Ever.
MLIA

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