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This 7 year old asked me to go swimming
I was on my period so I had to say I couldn't
She asked me why not
I went to my mom to get an excuse
Since I had just put some red dye in my hair,
my mom said, "Jamie can't go swimming because
if she went in the pool, RED STUFF would be everywhere in the pool"
I was on the floor laughing when the 7 year old said, "I WANT A RED STREAK TOO!!!
WHEN DO I GET MINE??????"
Then one of the ice skating coaches said, "Trust me, honey, it ain't no gift!"

*actually happened

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