Today i was looking at birthday cards for my friend. i picked up one that had the front like this:

Pick one
1. (a picture of a hammer)
2.(a picture of a lieu)
3.(a picture of a screw driver)

Inside of the card it said:

It is your birthday so you don't even have to pick one. You can get all three, hammered, laid, and screwed.
Happy Birthday(:

That birthday card made my day. Oh and it made me seem like an idiot laughing to myself in the middle of target(:

*sorry its not pretty but all credit to me and dont steal please!
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