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GUY: WHY DO GIRLS WEAR SO MUCH MAKE-UP?
GIRL: MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTUALLY REALLY UGLY...OR MAYBE THEY LIKE SOMEONE.
GUY:WELL THAN WHICH IS IT FOR YOU?
GIRL: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M UGLY?
GUY:NO I'M IMPLYING THAT ALTHOUGH YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER LAYED EYES ON YOU MAY THINK OTHERWISE SO THAN I MUST TRUELY BE IMPLYING THAT YOU LIKE SOMEONE... SO WHO IS IT?
GIRL: JUST SOME GUY WHO IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER...
GUY:WELL DO I KNOW HIM, WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE, WHERE DOES HE LIVE?
GIRL:HE LIVES NEXT DOOR, DIRTY BLONDE HAIR, HAZEL EYES, AND HE IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED HIM THE MOST LIKE RIGHT ABOUT NOW...

(PICKS UP CELL PHONE AND DIALS #)


GUY:WELL THATS FREAKY HOLD I HAVE TO GET THIS.."HELLO"
GIRL:DO YOU GET WHO IT IS NOW?




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GUY: WHY DO GIRLS WEAR SO MUCH MAKE-UP? GIRL: MAYBE BECAUSE THEY

183 faves · 2 comments · Aug 14, 2010 11:47pm

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mslovecomplicated · 1 decade ago
haha sorry i put them in caps to get some attention cause i'm not too good at the whole bedazzlin thin

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AbsoluteChaos · 1 decade ago
In my head, i read it like I was yelling because it was in all caps, just wanted you to know hahha.
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